Red Hot Chili Peppers - Nobody Weird Like Me

Bass Intro
Then the guitar breaks in with this rhythm:

D5 F5 D5 F5 D5
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7-|
D|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7-|
A|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5---8----5-|
E|--------------------------------------|

D5 F5 D5 G5 D5
E|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-|
D|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-|
A|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5--10---(5)-|
E|---------------------------------------|

Verse rhythm (variate a lot, I think Frusciante used a whammy
bar for live concerts on this song):

D5 F5
E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10-|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10-|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8---8-|
E|---------------------------------------------|

D5 G5
E|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12-|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12-|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10--10-|
E|----------------------------------------------|

D5 F5
E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10-|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10-|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8--8-|
E|--------------------------------------------|

D5 G5
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b-|
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b-|
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10b-|
E|-------------------------------------------|

Chorus (strike each chord once):

C5
Bust my britches

E5
Bless my soul

D5
I'm a freak of nature

C5
Walking totem pole

E5 G5
Look and see I think you'll agree

A5
Nobody Weird Like Me

After a while, he starts playing this little riff about 4 times:

F5 C5
E|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|--------5-x-x-3--5-|
D|--3--x--5-x-x-3--5-|
A|--3--x--3-x-x-1--3-|
E|--1--x-------------|

The pattern is played again but up 2 whole steps near the end
before the big jam:

A5 D5 C5 D5
E|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|------7----5---7-|
D|--7---7----5---7-|
A|--7---5----3---5-|
E|--5--------------|

Outro
One guitar strikes the D5 chord every now and then while
another plays a solo in Dm over top. Make a lot of noise :)
Try this progression:

D5 D#5 F#5 G5
E|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--12-12-|
D|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--10-10-|
A|----5-----5--5--5/6----6--6--6/9---9--9--9/10--10-10-|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|